Thursday, February 14, 2008

..just what it says on the tin...

Defend Aamer Anwar

English acquittal - hope for Siddique Case..

The acquittal of five young men in England of terrorism charges resulting from the viewing of jihadi websites must surely give hope to Scottish youngster Mohammed Atif Siddique.  The Alva man was sentenced to 8 years at the High court in Glasgow for similar "offences".
 
Mr Siddique's lawyer Aamer Anwar is currently facing charges of contempt of court following remarks he made on the conviction of his client.  In short, Mohammed Atif Siddique was jailed for doing what you are doing gentle reader...surfing the Internet and looking for answers to the questions of the day...
 
If Mr Siddique is not released on appeal, Scottish Justice will indeed be seen to be contemptible...put me in the same dock as Aamer Anwar..!!
 

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Blind Pew goes to Pittodrie - They should sign him up at left back...



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present

An evening with David Blunkett

Thursday 28th February 2008

7 for 7.30pm

Richard Donald Suite

Pittodrie Stadium

Aberdeen

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Or email: info@grampianblind.org

Bursting Prisons - Kenny MacAskill

Justice Secretary Kenny MacAskill acknowledged Scotland's shameful prison system ahead of his visit to Cornton Vale womens prison.

So just why have prison populations soared when numbers of convictions have fallen?

Aside from the usual jail-happy sheriffs (there's one in every town that defence lawyers moan about). There is an almost total lack of treatment programmes for people affected by Alcohol, Drugs and Mental Health issues.

These are the poor devils we are jailing. The prison system is now an alternative to community care.

Monday, February 11, 2008

....jings crivvens an help ma boab....

....gid ti bi back...nae mair tolls ti get inti Fife eftir thi day....

..wendy alexander grins an hings on and raises twa fingers ti onybiddy wha cares...thi Electoral Commission are a laughing stock...

...Lord Foulkes takes offense at being told to go back to the house of Lords...puir wee shrinking violet that he is...

...Scotland get humped at Rugby and the Dons are down 9 goals in two games....lets hope thursdays UEFA cup tie with Bayern Munich isn't a St Valentine's Day Massacre....

Saturday, September 01, 2007

It's bin a lang time...lang time...

..aye..its bin a lang time folks...affa busy wi other projects ae a musical nature.. that and being in thi jail...

...wiv noo got a new SNP government in Scotland... hopefully they'll no start fiddlin for a while..

...policy is getting made on thi hoof...the Unionists..(makes spitting sounds..) are going ti try an screw them over at any opportunity ..fun..fun..fun...

..Wendy Alexander is the new queen ae New Labour...thi so-called "left" ae Labour couldn't even get six MSP's willing to put their head above the parapet to give her a contest...pathetic..!!

..Anithir bumper crop ae Opium in Afghanistan...I suppose that means thi junkies will hiv less hooses ti screw ti get fixed...the law of supply and demand applies to Heroin as well..

Sunday, December 31, 2006

..Happy New Year..

..all the best to our wonderful readers for 2007...

...at least you can be sure you'll have a better year than James Brown....

Saturday, December 30, 2006

...former Lord Advocate drink shame...

...We tried...yes...we REALLY tried not to put in a gloating little piece sniggering at former Lord Advocate Peter Fraser getting lifted off a flight which landed at Dundee...but we couldn't resist...

...sadly, we don't anticipate it coming to court..but then "Petery-Dick" knows all about cover-ups, being responsible for the cover-up surrounding the death of nationalist Solicitor Willie McRae and of course the growing scandal of the Lockerbie trial...

...shame...shame...shame...

..New Years Honours List..

...sadly, we have been left out again...thus depriving us of another opportunity of telling Brenda to stick her gongs up her ass....

...we are pleased to note the Knighthood granted to Ken MacDonald QC..this of course, is the Ken MacDonald who is leading the investigation into the "cash for honours" scandal...

...swing Saddam...swing...

..Saddam Hussein is put to death by his masters...they made him and now they hang him....Donald Rumsfeld (who made sure that Saddam got all the poison gas he needed to use against that Iranians and the Kurds) can sleep easily now that the person who (literally) knew where the bodies were buried is gone...

...the west made Saddam...and then they hanged him...

...2006 in pictures....

..and what pictures they were...
 
..Tommy Sheridan wins his defamation case against the News of The Screws..but the Scotttish Socialist Party contrive that he resigns after they line up in the witness box to stick him in...
 
..the Kriss Donald murder trial convicts three asian guys for a racially aggravated murder...
 
..a young Polish lassie is murdered in Glasgow...
 
...ah, Scotland today....

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Beams in your eyes...Bliar calls on his God....Bill Walker rises from the dead..

Well well well...what a week it's been...

The debating chamber of the Scottish Parliament sees a beam come loose..(it'll make a change from the screws..!)...

..then Tony Bliar is interviewed by Michael Parkinson and starts blathering on about god being his judge when it comes to the Iraq war...

...even more unbelievably, the Tories in Scotland elect Bill Walker as their Chairperson..older readers will recall the half-witted Walker being hounded from office by the electors of North Tayside many years ago....Is he a Zombie..? Or is he a Dinosaur..? Are they seriously saying they couldn't get anyone else to do the job..?

Thursday, February 16, 2006

cheney's chapaquidick

The Real Story Emerges

By RJ Eskow

The real story is already emerging, if you're willing to do a little
digging. Cheney and Whittington went hunting with two women (not
their wives), there was some drinking, and Whittington wound up shot.
Cheney refused to be questioned by the Sheriff until the next morning, and a
born-again evangelical physician has been downplaying Whittington's
injuries since they occurred. Neither the press nor law enforcement
seems inclined to investigate.
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article11942.htm

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

write for JABYK..

Hi there,
 
Why don't you have a bash at writing for JABYK...?
 
100-200 words, preferably defaming a pathetic figure in Scottish public life...
 
Slim Possibility,
 
Editor, JABYK

Saturday, December 10, 2005

Welcome....

Aye aye folks...

Welcome to the new Blog to rip the pish out of all the eejits that clog up Public Life in Scotland...

Here is your chance to snigger and belly laugh at their latest half-witted utterances and hold them up to public ridicule in the grand old scottish tradition...

The usual supects will be well represented we are sure..Jack McConnell, Andy Kerr, Nicola Sturgeon...wee Eck, Annabelle Goldie, Nicol Stephen and all the rest...

We are taking over and expanding the vision of the late lamented "Jist Anithir Netlettir Yi Ken..!" of blessed memory..

Bookmark us..we hope to see you back here often...

Best wishes,

Slim Possibility,

Editor, JABYK!